No...we don't think we could do this. This is a new therapy in Indonesia and in the Czech Republic. You can destress with a...ahem...relaxing snake massage! In a spa in Jakarta, Indonesia, customers actually pay the equivalent of $43 to have enormous snakes slither all over them! Ewww! Now who doesn't find 6 foot pythons relaxing...come on. Even better...it's a 90 MINUTE TREATMENT!