Church Builds Jesus Statue That Looks Like Phil Collins

A church in Mexico unveiled an extremely large statue of baby Jesus that looks just like Phil Collins.

The statue is nearly 22 feet tall, weighs 2,000 pounds and was made out of fiberglass, resin, automotive paste, and car paint. Sculptor Roman Salvador crafted the statute, which was built in the city of Chimalhuacán before being transported to La Epifanía del Señor church in the Mexican state of Zacatecas.

And while the gigantic baby Jesus is undeniably impressive in its own right, its big blue eyes, full cheeks, and this-mullet-is-definitely-not-an-attempt-to-compensate-for-a-receding-hairline hairdo give it the uncanny aura of Eighties-era Collins.

The true piece de resistance, though: The statue’s perfectly curled widow’s peak. (photo: Getty Images)


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