Top Reasons You’d Rather Sleep Alone Than With Your Partner

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- Your partner likes the room colder than an Eskimo

 - It’s the only way to secure a blanket

 - Your partner doesn’t sleep walk they sleep run

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- You haven’t gotten kicked that many times in your sleep since prison

 - You got a better night’s sleep at the bus station

 - They’d rather cuddle with the dog than you

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- You have a better chance of getting lucky with your pillowcase than your partner

 - Your partner snores like a wildebeest

 - Their alarm clock wakes up the rooster

 - Your mistress gets jealous

 - Your partner doesn’t like your inflatable doll

 - The couch doesn’t like to fight over the remote

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