If you thought that Frank Ocean's release of two albums, a magazine and a pop-up shop were enough greatness this weekend, guess again.
In Frank's "Boys Don't Cry" zine, Kanye West did the honor of writing a poem about McDonald's -- yes, the fast food restaurant. We've seen Ye going into and coming out of fast food stops, so the fact that he loves McDonald's isn't too surprising. BUT, the fact that Ye loves the restaurant THIS MUCH to write a poem for it shocked -- and amused -- us all.
In the poem, Kanye is literally all of us, as he questions how on earth McDonald's fries can taste sooooo dammmnnnn gooooddddd. Also-- like the rest of us again -- he can't get enough of the McNuggets, apple pie, or McRib, either.
Take a look at the poem below. Inspired by the literary masterpiece -- and considering that I eat McDonalds almost every single day of my life -- I've added some memes of my favorite lines from it. Enjoy!
The McDonald's Man
- McDonalds man
- McDonalds man
- The French fries had a plan
- The French fries had a plan
- The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
- Cus the French fries had a plan
- The French fries had a plan
- McDonalds man
- McDonalds
- I know them French fries have a plan
- I know them French fries have a plan
- The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
- To overthrow the French fries plan
- I always knew them French fries was evil man
- Smelling all good and s**t
- I don't trust no food that smells that good man
- I don't trust it
- I just can't
- McDonalds man
- McDonalds man
- McDonalds, damn
- Them French fries look good tho
- I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the French fries
- I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the French fries
- Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
- I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
- And he only be there some of the time
- Everybody was jealous of them French fries
- Except for that one special guy
- That smooth apple pie
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