Things That Prove You’re Not A Dummy

Have you ever just known that you’re clearly far-and-away the smartest person in the room? If you want proof, we’ve got it. And they’re scientifically proven, too…so you’ve got that. If you have a couple of these going for you, then you’re on the right track. If you have all of them, then the rest of your friend-circle doesn’t stand a chance. If you’ve got none of them, then…yes…we would like fries with that.

You’re the first born – A study from the University of Edinburgh confirms higher IQ Test scores.

Potty mouth – Highly intelligent people use profane language (you bastards).

Your mom was sick – The more morning sickness for mom, the more smarts for you

Night moves – Those with higher IQ’s tend to stay up later at night

Solitude – The smart ones truly cherish their alone time

Sick sense of humor – If your idea of comedy is twisted and disturbing, welcome to the brainy club, sicko.

Teen toker – If some of your teen years were spent with your friend Mary Jane, then your brain power may be kicking into high gear.

Workplace slob – Don’t under-estimate the genius of the sloppy desk-mate in the cubicle next to you.

Now…go be the brilliant S.O.B. that you know you are.

Source: Men’s Health

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