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Couples Rethinking Marriage Vows During Pandemic

While some couples go with traditional vows when they get married, plenty write their own these days, but after spending weeks with their partners in quarantine, many are rethinking the promises they made at the altar.

Well, now folks are sharing the vows they would have made if they knew about the quarantine ahead of time, and some are pretty hilarious. 

They include:

  • “I promise to never loudly shout from the other room ‘Hey Baberaham Lincoln, what sounds good for dinner?’ before confirming you’re not video chatting with your boss.”
  • “I promise to always use deodorant whether I leave the house or not. I promise not to chew or breathe until you are in the safety of another room. I promise not to pretend to be the first victim in the zombie apocalypse and spend 45 minutes trying to eat your brains. I promise not to try and re-create any meals from our favorite restaurants.”
  • “Do you promise to go out in the wild to look for toilet paper, no matter what the cost? Do you promise to not walk around naked when there’s a Zoom conference in progress?”
  • “Our marriage vows should have included my husband promising not to eat my secret snack stash. I’m more lovable when I have carbs.”
  • “Marriage vows in the future should include things like ‘During pandemics, I promise not to judge how many glasses of wine you drink.’”
  • “I promise to love, cherish and lie to you about your weight gain.”
  • “I promise to sanitize our groceries every time they get delivered to our door.”
  • “I promise to follow social distancing protocol by skipping all future dinners at your mother’s house.”
  • “I take thee, to have and to hold, from this day forward, even if we forget what day it is. For better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, in boxers and in yoga pants. To love and to cherish, till death or thermostat setting do us part.
  • If there’s ever a pandemic, I promise not to get pregnant just because we’re bored.”
  • “I vow, ‘till death do us part’ or ‘till quarantine starts.’ Whichever comes first.”

Source:Huffington Post

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