This time of year, ya might notice a vampire here and there, but where do they go the rest of the year when it’s not Halloween? Well apparently, some cities are better suited for them and a new report reveals where those are.
- Lawn Love has just come out with a list of the Best Cities for Vampires in 2023.
- The goal of their research is to encourage blood donations during the national shortage.
- To come up with the rankings, they compared the 500 biggest U.S. cities based on five categories related to vampire-friendliness.
- Cities were rated on 17 factors including the number of warm bodies, blood centers, and available dwellings - as in casket suppliers and homes with basements, as well as vampire deterrents, like sunshine and garlic festivals.
- New York City has been named the best city for vampires in 2023. It scores high in the food and drink category - meaning there are a lot of potential victims (aka many residents), blood centers and slaughterhouses. There are also several vampire groups and vampire-friendly clubs to make them feel at home.
Big cities fill the top 10 thanks to all the potential victims and blood donation centers, while sunbaked cities sink to the bottom of the list, since no vampires wanna risk living there...
The Top 10 Best Cities for Vampires
- New York, New York
- Chicago, Illinois
- Columbus, Ohio
- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- Los Angeles, California
- Houston, Texas
- Portland, Oregon
- Madison, Wisconsin
- Seattle, Washington
- Omaha, Nebraska
Source-Lawn Love
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